GOOD WEEK

THE C-WORD

(With apologies) an email arrives at H&H Towers extolling a “perfect Christmas [sorry] gift for gin lovers”.

It’s a subscription by which you get sent gin, mixers and snacks every month. “A whole year of gin!” proclaimed the email. What were they thinking, sending it to H&H?

ADVERTISING

A woman called to report she had seen on our website an advert for a product not related to our content. One of an adult nature. The H&H staffer heroically refrained from pointing out the content of that ad slot is determined by users’ browsing history…

PRICEY TACK

Anyone who wants a slice of the Jung magic could buy the Lorenzini Titanium Michael Jung Control Jointed Bit. It’s £260, a bit more than your eggbutt, but if you win the grand slam, you’ll have a few quid change. And that’ll give you a good feeling.