‘Why Brexit will never be allowed to happen’

wereIRA. “I had to do a whole day of sex scenes. I had just had two pieces of cake because I wasn’t sure we going so nude. I am so sick of not eating anything before I take my top off” THIS election has nothing to do with the Brexit negotiations.

The terms of those negotiations will be dictated by the City of London.

Imagine a hard Brexit, which so many people here in the North seem to want.

That could leave London as the capital of a country shorn perhaps of Scotland, with major unrest in Northern Ireland, ambivalence in Wales, in short as the capital of England. Nothing more.

But if London is not the financial capital of a great trading bloc then she is nothing except a tourist attraction.

This is a perfectly plausible scenario. Do you think for one moment the great city would run the risk of this unfolding because of Northern working class votes and pensioners? Do you really think this?

Mrs May will be instructed to keep the UK in the union in some form or other. And keep our seat at the top decision making table. We will pay our dues as good club members should. We will accept free movement of EU citizens, perhaps with some concessions on benefits.

We will accept the supremacy of the European Court on all matters of European wide law. Life will settle down again.

Mrs May is seeking an overwhelming mandate to pursue the hard core policies of the Tory party.

These include a balanced budget (think major welfare cuts), affordable health care (think private health insurance) and free, untrammelled, private enterprise (think the end of the BBC).

She is asking us to vote away, in advance and with very little discussion, any opposition to these and other such policies. All under the pretext of a tough Brexit.