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OUR FAVOURITE RECENT SOAP QUOTES…

“You’ve got to admit, I’m pretty fit.” Ross’ modesty is all part of his charm. Apparently.

“Donna? Doing the quiz? She can’t even spell GCSE, let alone get one.” Kim – hardly an Egghead herself – was cruel in her assessment of her fellow quiz team members.

“I was once told I was an Indian squaw in a past life. I think that’s why I like a curry. But only mild ones.” We believe the acceptable term is ‘Native American’, Bernice, and we don’t think they’re famous for chicken kormas.

“A ‘Juliet balcony’ is a small balcony on an upper floor, named after the balcony scene in Romeo And Juliet. Me mum an’ dad had one put in. It used to overlook the kennels. They never used it, though. The smell was too much for ’em.” Life with Kirk is an education. But not always in a good way.

“Of course I’m not jealous of Daniel. What’s he studying at university? Ancient geek?” Tracy has litte patience with the airs and graces of her brother.

“Oh, I miss mum and dad! What will they think of me now?” Well. Michelle, they’re probably thinking: ‘Why couldn’t you be arsed to come to our funerals?’