BULLSEYE!

Lauren’s new office is crackers. What’s that window? Is she supposed to be up in the clouds? Even Canary Wharf isn’t that high. Pull the other one! We were reminded this week that Sharon and Phil are planning to build a holiday home in Italy… Perfect for when Tish and Steve need that nice long break from Walford during panto season! Rhona’s rape confession was heartbreaking, but it was good that she let it all out to Vanessa – who reacted just as we would expect her to. Great stuff, Emmerdale. Well hello there, Carly’s ex-boyfriend Matt. You can stay. We were surprised to learn that the salon in Corrie offers facials. So lie back… relax… unwind… while Audrey, Maria and David gab on at ten-to-the-dozen. Congratulations, Corrie, on redeeming killer Rob. His courtroom heroics for Tracy (followed by their decision to go at it like rabbits for the seven minutes they were left in a cell together) reminded us just how much we’ve missed him. Please say that this story was simply to test the waters for Rob’s full-time return… We’d have him back in a heartbeat. Rosie and Sophie Webster have never looked more like sisters. Whoever cast them as kids, back in the early 2000s, obviously had a very well-trained eye. The long-cold husk of planet Earth will fall into the dying sun before Charity masters the art of taking a selfie. In these troubled times, we’re happy to find a politician we can believe in. Frankly, we’d vote for any party that adopted Hot Pink as their colour. Our heart goes out to Michelle every time she spots Steve and Liz living the dream life that was so tragically stolen from her. So very sad. It’s just another day in Walford, as those ordinary East End folk go about their typical East End lives. You know: covering a street in 10,000 Post-its. As you do.