You can say that again!
OUR FAVOURITE RECENT SOAPIE QUOTES…
“It’s free lunch for dads. But how are we going to tell if he’s a father?” “That’s easy. Just ’ave a little look at his boat. If he looks tired, or if he looks miserable, or if he looks like he’s given up on life… then he’s a dad.” “I’d find the idea of Heaven comforting if I thought my dad would be sat up there on a fluffy white cloud, eating falafel. But, scientifically, that’s just stupid.” Sensible Summer now has us worried that we might have to eat falafel in Heaven. We were hoping for mini sausage rolls. “I think a weekend in Paris says ‘besotted’. I’m not sure what a weekend in Cleethorpes says.” How dare you, Leyla. Cleethorpes is very romantic. Especially with Grimsby so close. “The fairground owner got the impression I was after his missus, and I had to make a run for it. And if it hadn’t been for my ponytail, I’d have got away with it. But he grabbed me and I went down like Madonna at the Brit Awards.” It’s so good to have Rodney back. There’s something so totally Emmerdale about him. “He gets into your head. Really deep. Before I knew it, I didn’t want to be around anyone but him. Nathan always made sure that me and my mum were at each other’s throats, and I couldn’t see it. He was the best thing that had ever happened to me.” It’s been a long time since we’ve seen a scene as moving as Bethany’s police interview. “Never trust a man who turns up to a birthday party in a suit.” (Especially, in our own experience, if it’s a clown suit.)