BOSSY BOOTS

Is Eastenders’ Fi for real? Only she could dispute Patrick’s ability to round up a few glasses! I can’t believe Mick is letting her walk all over him like she is. If Linda ever comes back for good, I hope she’ll show Fi who’s boss, because Mick is obviously never going to! George, Liverpool At least Ted has something to occupy him now. But what are we going to do with Joyce? They’re certainly an odd match, but I think Harriet is doing wonders for Cain! After spending so long brooding over Moira, it’s great to see him back to his cheeky best and having a laugh again.

The scene where he pretended to be a vicar was hysterical! Diana

Charity and Cain were on fire as a couple, and Moira and Cain sizzled together too. Harriet and Cain are barely lukewarm! There’s no chemistry between them, and after his old f lames, I cannot take this dull union seriously. Wendy, Lincolnshire

I like Cain and Harriet together, but I don’t think it will last. Harriet’s career will always be at risk, and I don’t know whether Cain has it in him to give up his criminal ways. Also, how much longer can they handle all these daft Church jokes? Oscar, Hartlepool His fellow Dingles had mixed opinions about the bad boy’s latest squeeze… My favourite soap moment of the week – maybe the year – is Faith ‘helping’ Cain get ready for his date with Harriet. What a typical mum thing to do. I was in stitches when she had to spray him one last time! Gemma

I can’t believe Debbie is being such a cow! She’s worried about Harriet shopping Cain to the police, when she should be encouraging him to stay out of trouble. Anyway, he’s much more likely to behave himself with a vicar girlfriend! Hannah, Luton