You can say that again!

OUR FAVOURITE RECENT SOAP QUOTES…

“I’m a well cool dad, me. I could write a rap for you and sing it in the “Kill me playground.” now.”

“I’m an honest, committed family man.” “This is coming from the ice cream man that’ll dip his flake in any cone that comes along.” We love the sudden loathing between Shirley and Masood. The only thing that would make it more entertaining is if they were secretly going at it like rabbits on the side.

“Heard you fell off a cliff? I did that once in Torremolinos. I was leathered, of course. Luckily it was high tide and everyone on the beach thought I’d dived in. I even got a round of applause.” Faced with a disaster in life? Then just style it out. We all need to be a little more Beth.

“It’s all making sense now. The Whites were running away to Australia on the day of mediation, weren’t they? Snatch the baby and run.” “Well, I suppose they got what they wanted. A life Down Under. Shame they only got six feet.” That’s the great thing about Faith. She can find the positive in any situation.

“I’m a better man because of you. You showed me how to parent, how to love, and it kills me to see you hating yourself like this. Look at you, you’re amazing – and I will never, ever forgive myself if I can’t make you see what I see: this beautiful, perfect, impossible woman. I love you.” OMG. That’s the most romantic thing we’ve ever heard. Come on ‘Coira’ – stick at it!