You can say that again!

OUR FAVOURITE RECENT SOAP QUOTES…

“Mum says that if one more punter orders balloons for Carla, she’s going to punch them in the face.”

“Aidan should be the one getting all the presents – he’s giving up a vital organ. I just don’t think it’s fair that Carla’s going to have three kidneys and all the fuss, while Aidan’s only going to have one kidney and zero balloons.” Summer may have missed some lessons at school recently, including biology.

“It must be brilliant being bisexual. I sometimes look at women and think, ‘If I was bi, it would be her’. Don’t you?”

“We shall all meet again, although we may not. But that’s okay because I shall have you all in my head, my heart and in my soul. Here’s to memories… Cheers! And this time, the drinks are on me. Charity, I’ll pay you back when I next see your miserable old face.” And cheers to you, Sandy – and Freddie Jones – you’ve been amazing.

“No.”

“The older I get, the more I realise that there are only two types of people in this world: the people who stand by you when others walk away, and the people who break your heart. They’ve got to be cut loose. They’ve got to be cut loose permanently.” And when Pat Phelan says ‘permanently’, he means permanently.

“I’ve been round East End boozers since before you were a twitch in your old man’s trousers. I’ve seen more bugle than a Coldstream Guard.” Time spent with Mick is always an education. Some of it even in English.

“I woke up this morning with my head in a urinal and a dodgy tattoo of Peter Pan! I’m a 43-year-old kid! I’m Patsy Pan!” She’s lucky it’s such a sensible tattoo. At least it wasn’t a portrait of Billy Mitchell.