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OUR FAVOURITE RECENT SOAP QUOTES…

“Your taste in clothes is as good as your taste in men. It’s a match made in heaven.” Rebecca may have suffered a brain injury, but as Kerry discovered, her tongue was most certainly left unscathed…

“Will someone please wake up and smell the dead bodies? Eileen knew about it, she must have done.” Sadly, Tracy’s qualifications in ‘murderology’ – being a killer herself, and once intending to wed another killer – don’t always make her an expert.

“I’d never let my guest leave without their pudding. It’s how I was brought up.” Ah yes, we can just imagine the afters at Angie and Den’s back in the day. She’d be head down in the sherry trifle while he’d be tempting a guest with his spotted dick…

“You haven’t forgotten how to be a teacher, right? You still know how to get the best out of teenagers? Ones that think they know best?”

“I wasn’t able to say it before, but I don’t love you any more. I don’t fancy you. I don’t know how it happened, or when, but I can’t pretend any more. There’s no point. If it’s not there, it’s not there. You’ve already packed a bag as well, so if you want to go, maybe you should.” David’s cold dismissal of Shona brought home to us perhaps more than anything else just how Josh’s actions have killed David inside.

“My specialist subject, as it happens.” Nudge nudge. Wink wink. Say no more, eh Michelle?