You can say that again!

OUR FAVOURITE RECENT SOAP QUOTES…

“If Joe Tate was on fire, I’d be looking for some petrol. Hell would have to freeze over, thaw out and freeze over yet again for me to change my mind. If you think I’ll ever be happy with him in our lives, you must be living in cloud cuckoo land.” Don’t mince your words, Chazza. Tell us what you really think.

“Eric – Gerry died! Some things are more important than money!”

“Oh, look. Someone got out the wrong side of their coffin this morning.” Linda is quite possibly the only wife in Britain who can get away with talking to her mother-in-law like that. Women around the country secretly applaud her.

“Yes, of course, an absolute tragedy. But the bottom line is, we could go out of business!” You can always rely on baseline Eric Pollard to show up at the most inappropriate moment.

“Meghan Markle and I – well, we do have a lot in common. We’re both from modest backgrounds and now rubbing shoulders with the great and the good.” That said, Meghan hasn’t had an affair with a car salesman or been a murder suspect. But she’s only young!

“Tell me what to do, Laurel. My kids hate me. How did I not see this coming?” Ha ha ha ha ha! Because your brain is in your trousers, Bob.

“You could be a two-testicle weakling living in the gutter, and I would still love you just as much as I do right now.” We’re sure this is the only time, in the whole history of mankind, that someone has spoken this sentence.