Martin & Stacey: sex in the city!
THEY’RE CAUGHT IN A COMPROMISING POSITION BY THE POLICE…
Martin and Stacey’s marriage is well and truly back on track this week – and the couple are certainly making up for lost time in the bedroom department!
The newly reunited pair just can’t keep their hands off each other, and even get jiggy in the back of Martin’s van. But there are red faces all round when the naughty duo are caught in the act by the local constabulary!
“Part of the reason Stacey cheated on Martin in the first place was because she felt that their relationship had become too boring and predictable,” our Eastenders insider reminds us. “So now they’re back together, Martin’s keen to prove that he can be exciting and spontaneous – and Stacey’s thrilled! However, it’s not such great news for their poor neighbours, who are constantly finding them at it like rabbits in public places!”
As the week kicks off, Martin and Stacey head over to Dot’s empty house to spend some quality time together – but when Bex arrives home unexpectedly, Martin just can’t break the news to his daughter that he has reunited with Stacey. Unsurprisingly, his missus is furious, and reckons that he’s ashamed to be seen with her!
Determined to teach her feckless hubby a lesson, Stacey agrees to go on a date with one of Shrimpy’s mates – and happily flaunts her new fella in front of Martin in the Vic! Her stunt has the desired effect, prompting Martin’s jealousy to bubble over – and before long, the pair are back together, and up to their saucy tricks again.
As they resume their naughty antics back at Dot’s, the duo are mortified when Sonia walks in on them! She tries to cover
Martin is keen to prove that he can be exciting and spontaneous…”
her upset by explaining that them being back together will just confuse Bex – but it’s clear from Sonia’s reaction that she’s still harbouring feelings for her ex-husband.
Martin’s oblivious, though, as he and Stacey plan their next sexy rendezvous. Realising they will have to find somewhere else for their shenanigans, the couple take themselves off to the allotments – where Ted almost has a coronary when he catches them carrying on in the shed! However, while he sees Martin’s face, he only sees Stacey from behind – and jumps to the conclusion it’s Sonia who Martin’s getting down and dirty with…
Before long, gossip has spread round the Square that Martin and Sonia have been behaving amorously in the potting shed, leaving Sonia mortified. But the truth is about to come out in embarrassing fashion, when the cops catch Martin and Stacey having an energetic make-up session in the back of his motor.
“The guilty looks on Martin and Stacey’s faces say it all!” chuckles our mole. “There’s no hiding what they’ve been up to – the entire Square can see! Maybe it’s time that they finally came clean and just admitted that they’re together again, so they can go back to having special cuddles in the privacy of their own home.”
So will Martin and Stacey find themselves facing charges for their frolicking? And will this humiliating moment bring their very public displays of affection to an abrupt end?