Hits & Misses

WHAT’S HIT THE BULLSEYE RECENTLY – AND WHAT’S FALLEN WIDE OF THE MARK?

We know Craig is new to the dating game, but Kayla being willing to snog him straight after he’d polished off a whole doner kebab should have rung alarm bells. She’s a martyr to her cause!

Judging by the healthy colour of Kevin, Michael Le Vell snuck in a decent holiday after learning he had a huge plot coming up. We don’t blame him.

Has Eastenders’ audience research department identified a rise in viewing figures every time Martin gets naked? It’s become an almost daily treat!

Jack supposedly worked in the fraud squad, yet two huge con artists are living right under his nose. What was Jack doing in the police all those years? Staring moodily off into the distance?

Misty and Rodney’s tantric sex workshop – which can last four days apparently – is one mental picture we could have done without this week. Also: it sounds exhausting.

Poor Sally swindled! But… it’s the perfect opportunity to bring back Lewis Archer, who could help the police out-con Duncan in return for clearing his own name. Then he’d be a hero, and Audrey could melt into his arms!

Hollyoaks brought us the horror that is the Wotsit sandwich. Somehow, we feel both sick and hungry at the same time.

Emmerdale revealed a forgotten folly in the woods this week. Of course, our first thought upon being introduced to a new building in soap is always: So who’s that going to fall on top of ?

Dear Megan of Emmerdale… No woman of sane mind would ever attempt this.

Most soap stars wait ages for their first big story. But at just 11 years old, Kyran Bowers has shone in some very demanding scenes as Corrie’s Jack.

This week, Linda referred to Tina as Mick’s big sister, shortly after he addressed Shirley as his mum. It must be incredibly confusing to new viewers!