You can say that again!

OUR FAVOURITE RECENT SOAP QUOTES…

“Eric, seriously, what were you thinking? I thought we had a strict policy on allowing dogs in the rooms. At least your son has had the guts to slam the door in her ugly face.” You’ve already lost your man, Tracy. Don’t throw away your dignity, too.

“Stop feeling sorry for yourself and taking it out on everyone else!” There’s tough love – and then there’s Kevin Webster love.

“If Tracy was an animal, she’d be a cobra. I mean, she’s got all the sexy moves – like when they come out of the basket thing – and then she’s deadly when she wants to be.” We suggest you lure her safely back into her basket then put a big rock on top.

“Apparently, sometimes I can talk down to people. Patronise them. And ‘patronise’ means…”

“You just have to ask yourself, WWBD. What Would Beyoncé Do? She is literally the Queen Of Everything, but I’m sure B did have to put up with a lot of agg from Jay-z. And then she made lemonade out of them lemons. So all we have to do is make lemonade.” One afternoon, we’d just like to take a tour of Tiffany’s mind – and pray to God we don’t get lost.

“I’m not that thick.”

“All that stuff we said – the photographs, the handprints, the music, ticking all them boxes. I feel like we should be doing things, and then I feel like we should just be here – loving her. Oh, Paddy. I knew it was going to be hard – but I didn’t know it would be this hard.”