You can say that again!

OUR FAVOURITE RECENT SOAP QUOTES…

“You do know you can’t actually buy a star, right? It’s not like somebody has put a ‘For Sale’ sign on it. So, you’ve just paid £15.99 for a piece of paper? No, you’ve just paid £15.99 for a screenshot on your phone.” Where would the folk of Walford be without the ever-reliable Bailey to keep them grounded?

“That was a battle. Leo kept saying he was tired, but he would not go to sleep.”

“My name’s Roy. But you might know me better as Batman.”

“You should have called me. Locate the pressure point and – pop! – deadweight in a second.”

“Did you just offer to use your military expertise to knock my son unconscious?” Frazzled parents around the country take a mental note of this useful information…

“Hi, Richard. I’m Batman’s friend, Carla.” We hope the next step is spandex costumes and a secret HQ under Roy’s Rolls.

“That’s your baby, isn’t it? And with that SKANK!” The epic saga of Robert’s double life was totally worth it just to hear Michelle rip him a new one.

“It’s about time a few chickens came home to roost.”

Thoughtful Mel, even during the climax of her revenge against Sharon, was still worrying about her chickens. We didn’t even know she had any.

“You’ve bored Moira out of your marriage, no one else gives a toss – so, what? You’ve come here for a bit of the old magic? Is that what this is all about? I couldn’t think of anything more toxic. The original train wreck, setting our kids up for therapy since 1989.”

Vanessa has worked miracles on Charity. There was a time she’d have been slipping into her best pants at first sniff of Cain being single.