You can say that again!

OUR FAVOURITE RECENT SOAP QUOTES…

“Tell me, Peter, what are you going to do when me and Steve move in here? Go to live at Roy’s with Carla – two nutters and an alky under one roof? Are you sure you can handle the stress of trying to buy a property? I don’t want you taking to the bottle again, or Carla cracking up taking to the streets in her bare feet.”

Oh Tracy love, don’t ever change!

“I’m going to make Daniel a special meal tonight.”

“Well, if that don’t finish him off, the cancer’s got no chance.”

We always wondered if the ‘surprise’ in Sausage Surprise was the arrival of an ambulance.

“I am deeply sorry that Graham came after you.

And if I’d have known, I’d have said to him what I am saying to you now. You are not my hero. You are not my protector – and the only thing that I learned from my relationship with you is that I have to protect myself.”

This speech would have been made perfect if it ended with Rhona dispensing a swift knee to Pierce’s soft parts.

“Look at all them front doors, all them families getting on with their lives. And they are just today’s families – there’s more families before them, and more families before them. All gone now. More dead people than alive people.”

To be honest, Daniel’s tribute to 35 years of Eastenders needed a bit of cheering up.

“Can you do us an espresso martini?”

“I can do you a filter coffee with a shot in it.”

Weatherfield has moved on from the days of Ena Sharples and her milk stout, but not by much.

“Your rapist has been giving me legal advice for weeks.”

A classic bit of ‘only in a soap’ dialogue!