BULLSEYE!

With her ‘stable’ front door, Gemma should charge parents and kids to come and watch feeding time at the zoo. (Also perfect for socially distanced caterwauling.)

While Phil and Grant’s showdown was at the centre of the Sharongate affair, it’s

Michelle Fowler’s probing voice on that tape recording – squeezing every last morsel of sordid detail from her best mate – that makes the ‘big reveal’ so enjoyable to watch, even 26 years after it was first broadcast. What we wouldn’t give to have

Susan Tully – who played original ’Chelle – back in Walford, even for just one day…

How did Will go from the sizzle of ‘Harriet’s psycho stalker ex’, to the fizzle of hanging about like an old bookcase that’s too big for her front room?