Secret Drinker’s fruity y Saturday night in the pub

Ihave to admit I was a little nervous, writes our Secret Drinker. After all it’s been quite a while since the last time and I wasn’t sure how I’d get on? But, I’d been desperately waiting for the opportunity, and now the big day had arrived I convinced myself it would be just like riding a bike.

So, full of hope and expectation, I headed out to the pub on Saturday night. Mrs SD was reassuring, though did say it wasn’t the first time she’d felt nervous about going out with me. I didn’t want to be too adventurous for my first time, so swerved some of the larger, less personal establishments in favour of a quieter, smaller, real old fashioned boozer with a bit of character and a reputation for a warm welcome.

I’d been meaning to get back to Maidstone before lockdown and, in particular, to visit The Flower Pot, as I’d been led to believe this is a little oasis in an otherwise desert area when it comes to good pubs.

I’d needed to book, which felt a little odd – making a phone call and then having to send an email several days ahead of popping into the pub does take away some spontaneity, but then again, even pre-lockdown, if you wanted to eat out at a decent boozer on a Saturday night you’d have been well advised to book.

And the process couldn’t have been better handled with a cheery individual picking up the phone and getting me to send an email. My message was answered quickly with: “That’s all booked for you, we look forward to seeing you!”

The pub’s been doing takeaway for some time and there were well defined in/out doors, screens installed, clear signage, plenty of hand sanitiser, tape of the floor to guide you and a proper process to record everyone’s details. There are even signs requesting you stay seated unless you’re visiting the toilets.

We were shown to a well-lit table under three lights that would normally sit over the pool table, immediately underlining the level of re-planning that has taken place.

Of course, I’d love to try this pub in ‘normal’ times but as a ‘getting back into the swing of things’ this was a great starting point.

The menu’s been slimmed down, though the size of the pizzas hasn’t, and the apprentice went all swanky with duck – the prices were good, ranging from my humble chorizo at £7 to his upmarket £11.95. Meatloaf was playing on the sound system, but at a very sensible level, so all was good. Mrs SD played it safe with a large glass of Pinot and the apprentice went safer still on the house lager but I dived in with a pint of 5.9% Jaipur from Thornbridge. It tastes more like an American IPA, but this one’s been popular for a while and it’s easy to see why. Colour-wise it looks more like a lager but there’s plenty of fruity flavours and it slips down just a tad too easily for a beer of this strength.

By now we’d been joined in the middle of the bar by another couple and their two hairy hounds, I’m not sure who was more pleased to be out and they insisted on getting the moment recorded for posterity, or more likely, Insta.

We were warned the food would take a little while as it was busy and it was perhaps half an hour but believe me the pizzas were worth the wait, fantastically fresh, tangy and filling – great, great pub food.

There were still plenty of folk using the takeaway option and I was impressed to see most elbow bumping rather than hugging. I switched across to a pint of Deception at 4.1% – this Kiwi offering isn’t quite as fruity and is a bit hazier than the Jaipur. It was pleasant enough but wasn’t in the award-winning league of the first pint.

In the spirit of Meatloaf, two out of the three of us fancied a pudding but unfortunately our waitress came back to say the chef was snowed under with pizza orders and couldn’t even consider knocking out a pud. It was a shame as I fancied a hot toffee sponge but perhaps not surprising on one of the biggest, and strangest, Saturdays in pub-going history.

The Flower Pot is definitely one of the best pubs you’ll find, not only in this part of Maidstone, but right across town – whether you choose to visit with the restrictions in place or when we’re beyond all this nonsense you won’t be disappointed.

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