Kentish Gazette Canterbury & District

Toilets are a monument to hygiene

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Germophobe­s rejoice! If you have an aversion to touching anything in a public, then The Monument pub in St Dunstan’s Street has at least one of the answers. Totally refurbishe­d about a year ago, the pub boasts special metal handles attached to loo seats in the male khasi. This avoids the need for using one’s feet or a fragment of loo roll to move it. Chuffed.

From chuffed to gutted: Kent fell agonisingl­y short of a semi-final spot in cricket’s domestic 50-over competitio­n, The Royal London Cup.

The game a week ago was beamed live by Sky Sports, with many hoping that the middle order pair of Alex Blake and Darren Stevens would bring Kent home.

As I watched, I was suddenly aware of a very prominent piece of advertisin­g – that of shirt sponsor Cardy.

The constructi­on firm holds the title of Canterbury’s biggest bogeyman after it folded this summer with subcontrac­tors claiming they were owed thousands.

How galling for them to see cash poured into sponsorshi­p of a sports club rather into their banks for work done.

Quote of the week comes from writer Tim Black: “What the Olympic spectacle presents us with is an ethos almost entirely at odds with that writ large in today’s mainstream cultural script, rich as it is in relativism and low aspiration.

“You can see this in the contradict­ion between the Internatio­nal Olympics Committee’s jargonised and buzzworded articulati­on of the spirit of the Olympics, with its emphasis on encouragin­g ‘pluralism’ and ‘cultural diversity’, and the Olympics itself.

“After all, there is nothing plural or diverse about a sprint competitio­n. It is exclusive. There is equality of opportunit­y, of striving and struggling to run faster, leap higher, throw further – it’s universall­y human in that sense. But there can only be one winner, not many or plural winners. The Olympics establishe­s a strict hierarchy, not a loose plurality, cultural or otherwise.”

 ??  ?? Handles for toilet seats at The Monument
Handles for toilet seats at The Monument

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