LAUREN LAVERNE

The DJ likes a sherry on Charlotte Street

and phones Caitlin Moran for LOLz

Earliest London memory? Feeding the ducks in St James’s Park when I was five. What would you do as Mayor for the day? Put on all the mayoral gear and parade around town on an open-top Routemaster dispensing presents. I think they should have a day like that at the beginning of every new tenure. Last show you saw? Malcolm Gladwell Live: The David and Goliath Tour at the Lyceum, which was fantastic. The Staves performed as a warm-up. Biggest extravagance? The Hailo taxi app is lethally convenient. Who do you call when you want to have fun? Lauren is working with Royal Caribbean International to celebrate its newest ship, Anthem of the Seas, which launches in spring 2015 (royalcaribbean.co.uk)