Macclesfield Express

The twins want to have their cake and eat it...

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“I DON’T like it,” Emma whined, when presented with a fish finger sandwich.

“You haven’t tried it,” I said to which she responded, “I don’t want to”.

To show her it was edible, I took one bite.

It was very tasty, my lunch was a far less exciting low-fat yoghurt and berries, as I’m already on the traditiona­l post-Christmas diet.

I decided to cut it into quarters to tempt her and ate the piece I’d half eaten because she wouldn’t want that.

She continued to refuse, so I ate another quarter, to prove its tastiness.

By then it was going cold, so I ate a further quarter, followed by the remainder on the basis I wasn’t wasting food. Admittedly, she was showing some interest by now, but she’d missed her chance.

Victoria walked in and cooed “good girl, Emma, you’ve eaten it all”. After some explanatio­n and reassuranc­e we did have extra fish fingers, I added sugary brioche buns, mayonnaise, butter and ketchup to create a slightly saucier less healthy sandwich.

Naturally she ate it all, further proving ‘the twins will wolf down anything as long as it involves fat or sugar and maybe a bit of salt’ hypothesis.

This study was something I’d been working on for a while after stumbling across the phenomenon when I observed them trying ice cream for the first time.

The revelation of fat and sugar mixed together in a frozen treat means it’s now virtually impossible to go into a public park without them asking for ice cream at some point.

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