HARRY’S HANDSHAKE!

If Tottenham sell their star players in the summer, it could be the last time that Harry Kane and Dele Alli play together. Cue ultimate handshake routine!

FORGETS!

Poor old Pep is used to winning trophies – but he suddenly realises there’s no party atmosphere at the Etihad. Mega awks!

7 TOPLESS CELEBRATIONS!

Look away now, kids – cameras pan to a bellyful of celebratory sunburned skin. That should be a booking!

8 TOP v BOTTOM!

Chelsea smashed eight past Wigan to secure a final-day title in 2010. This time they host basement boys Sunderland – could it be double figures?

10 BONY IS ALIVE!

Holy moly, it’s Wilfred Bony the loanee! Stoke are glad to see the back of the Man. City reject – he’s been missing for months!