HARRY’S HAND­SHAKE!

Match of the Day - - Funnies -

If Tot­ten­ham sell their star play­ers in the sum­mer, it could be the last time that Harry Kane and Dele Alli play to­gether. Cue ul­ti­mate hand­shake rou­tine!

FORGETS!

Poor old Pep is used to win­ning tro­phies – but he sud­denly re­alises there’s no party at­mos­phere at the Eti­had. Mega awks!

7 TOP­LESS CEL­E­BRA­TIONS!

Look away now, kids – cam­eras pan to a bel­ly­ful of cel­e­bra­tory sun­burned skin. That should be a book­ing!

8 TOP v BOT­TOM!

Chelsea smashed eight past Wi­gan to se­cure a fi­nal-day ti­tle in 2010. This time they host base­ment boys Sun­der­land – could it be dou­ble fig­ures?

10 BONY IS ALIVE!

Holy moly, it’s Wil­fred Bony the loa­nee! Stoke are glad to see the back of the Man. City re­ject – he’s been miss­ing for months!

I saw it! Fancy join­ing Real Madrid? I saw it! I'd pre­fer Barca, mate! Se­ri­ously, dudes – where’s my tro­phy? I saw it! I saw it!

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