JAMIE VARDY SCORES!

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In fewer than three months, England hero Vards has more than doubled his tally from the previous six. Imagine if he’d been like this all season, readers?

TREATMENT!

On the manager’s head, through their legs, on the floor – players do anything other than sensibly lift the Prem trophy!

12 POG'S NEW DO!

Pog caps off his stuttering Premier League return with a big No.5 to mark Man. United's fifth-place finish. Controversial!

13 MASCOT MAULING!

Big, furry creatures beware – Prem stars are coming for you. Final-day pileons are the best!

15 TODDLER TAKES PEN!

Ever since Becks bought baby Brooklyn onto the pitch 17 years ago, players (and fans) can’t get enough of final-day family time!