EARLY-SEASON SHOWDOWN!

Tottenham! Man. United v Old Trafford isn’t a happy hunting ground for Spurs – they’ve won just THREE league meetings in 42 years! TRIPPIER

GREAT NEWS, Man United fans! Jose Mourinho says he defo wants to enjoy this campaign, which means the good times could return to the red half of Manchester. Alternatively, Spurs rock up and stun OT, bringing on full crisis mode. We do love an early title tussle!

LINDELOF ALLI SON ERIKSEN DEMBELE DIER DAVIES SANCHEZ VERTONGHEN LLORIS SHAW