‘BEING A BIKER COMES WITH BAGGAGE’
The Missenden Flyer on why we really ought to be more transparent with new riders when it comes to costs I think it might be time us dyed-in-the-wool bikers came clean with would-be riders. I’m guessing there are a few young whipper-snappers reading this paper right now who fancy the thought of getting into biking. I’m also assuming there may even be a few mature types reading this who are considering getting back into biking to rekindle some of that long-lost spirit of youth. If you recognise either of these descriptions, then you need to listen up, there are some things you need to know about motorcycling in the UK so you can plunge in with your eyes open! Here goes… First of all, motorcycles are a pretty impractical form of transport. In the main you can’t carry much on them unless you go for the whole topbox and pannier combo, and not only that... you would be well advised these days that if you are going to carry anything at all, make sure it includes a hefty lock and chain. Secondly, you’ll need to dress up like a cross between a fighter pilot and an eskimo. This is rather a nuisance on the odd hot day when you need to stay cool, but don’t want to sacrifice protection. So to my third issue, you’re either too hot or too cold. Rarely do we have that perfect 16°C day where biking is actually pleasant. Oh, and don’t forget you get wet when it rains, so while you’re trying to work out how to carry your security devices, better make sure your carry-on collection includes some waterproofs. The next reality about biking in Blighty is that it’s quite expensive. What, you thought bikes were for people who couldn’t afford to run cars? Think again, unless you’re riding something at the very small-capacity end of the scale (think 250cc and below) you are going to have to splash some serious cash to get a new motorcycle and everything that goes with being a motorcyclist.
The real blow is that like learning to play the guitar, owning a sports car or getting your pilot’s licence, getting a motorbike won’t make you more attractive. I know this from personal experience.
What getting into biking will do for you though is put a huge grin on your face and make your life better. So, don’t worry about anything I’ve just said, just get on with it.