10 THINGS WE LEARNED THIS MONTH

WHAT'S ROCKED OUR WORLD AND BLOWN OUR TINY MINDS?

1. WE RULE THE INTERNET

With over two million of you crazy fuckers now following us on Facebook, we can officially crown

Online Editor Luke Morton King Of The Interwebz. May his rule be wise and LOL-sy.

2. GHOST ARE UP TO SOMET HING BIG

Papa III gone… Papa Zero floating about… the next chapter in Ghost’s story is upon us, and we’re here for it.

3. ROC K STARS READING BEDTIME STORIES IS A thing

Josh Homme appearing on CBBC has blown our minds. We vote Trent Reznor or Corey Taylor next, please.

4. ORCHESTRAS ARE COOL

Find out how US mega-rockers Alter Bridge made magic happen with a few friends and a lot of strings on p.62.

5. DON ’T SWING ON STAGE SETS

Last month’s cover star Marilyn Manson taught us that. Poor bastard.

6. OPET H MIG HT BRING THE HEAVY BAC K

Apparently Mikael Åkerfeldt wants them to get ‘twisted’ on the next record. Colour us excited…

7. THOR 3 WAS IMMENSE

We fucking love superhero movies. We want more. All of them. Give us an Arm Fall Off Boy one, we don’t care.

8. DON ’T INVITE ZAKK WYLDE TO KIDS ’ PARTIES

Did you see the mess Black Label Society made in that Room Of Nightmares video? ’Sake.

9. JUDAS PRIEST SHOULD BE IN THE ROC K’N’ROL l HALL OF FAME

To be honest, how has this not happened already?! Now they’re nominated, let’s make it happen.

10. it’s xmas next month

No, seriously, how did that happen?