RUSH-HOUR CRUSH BEHIND THE MASK

It’s going to take more than Covid to see off love (and lust) – as shown by these messages from commuter cupids. Are they talking about you?

To the slim white guy with grey hair, black trousers and a coat. You kept looking at me, and me at you, on the Central line between Bank and Mile End at around 7pm. Message me back and maybe when the pandemic is over we can meet.

Bearded Guy With Black Hair And Glasses

Email crush@metro.co.uk or text CRUSH, your Rush-Hour Crush, name and where you live to 65700. Standard network charge applies

Greig from Edinburgh asks how footballers all seem to be sporting new haircuts despite hairdressers being closed (MetroTalk, Tue). They (and some MPs) obviously have a WAG who’s a hairdresser.

Steve, Balham

I think it would be terrific if the government would allow charity shops to reopen and charity street collections to take place. These organisations function as a lifeline for the most vulnerable, who depend on them for vital financial support.

Having had to cope with a hugely reduced revenue for almost a year is threatening to leave victims of cancer, autism, homelessness, child abuse and a host of others without the support they so richly deserve.

Celeste and Perry Big Little Lies

The toxic mix of domestic abuse and brief moments of marital bliss (starring Nicole Kidman as the Celeste, who can’t resist returning to vicious Perry) makes for a tragic tale.

Piper and Alex Orange Is The New Black

Tip: don’t date someone who got you sent to prison. Still, Piper and Alex, a couple who’ve cheated and turned on each other multiple times, always stick together.

Gail and Richard Hillman Coronation Street

Hapless Gail’s been married five times and four husbands have ended up dead. Killer Hillman was definitely the worst – 19.4 million tuned him in to watch him drive Gail into a canal.

Cersei and Jaime Game Of Thrones

Putting the whole incest thing to one side, these siblings really do bring out the worst in each other. Cersei becomes even more manipulative and Jaime more murderous.

Miss Piggy and Kermit The Muppets

Name me a more toxic duo. Kermit and Miss Piggy’s love life has been a taunt-filled 50-year skirmish. No wonder their ping-ponging relationship ended in divorce…