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’I went all the way with a girl when I was 18’

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FAVE POSITIONS

So what are your favourite positions when it comes to nookie?

I like to ride the bloke. It’s so much better being on top because you feel much more in control, and you can make it feel as good as you want. Any others? Like I said before, I quite like the thought of a man dominating me. I like all the positions really.

Reverse cowgirl is quite fun. And of course that way the bloke gets a great view of your ass pumping up and down. How about you?

I’m a big fan of us girls doing the riding, too. I reckon most girls prefer it.

If you go on top you know you will get stimulated the way you want to, enough to give you multiples.

Sunday morning shag has to be ‘the spoon’, though.

FETISHES

Let’s get really talk about kinky stuff. Do you have any secrets you’d like to tell us about?

Well, I’m not sure if it’s all that kinky but I love it when it’s all shaved off. I think they call it a ‘ porn shave’ – absolutely bare down there. I don’t mean just me but the fella, too.

I haven’t given that too much thought, to be honest. Hubby seems happy with my ‘landing strip’, and I’ve never had any problem with his bits.

He’s not that hairy anyway, but I can see how it would be better if a hairy fella gave himself a bit of a tidyup.

I noticed it when I used to watch the blue movies my ex had hidden away. The men were all clean shaven down there and it made their bits look bigger, which was a turn-on in itself.

I like the feel of silk rubbing against my skin, is that a fetish? I suppose it’s a bit of one.

MOUTH MUSIC

Let’s be upfront about this — do you like doing the oral sex thing?

I would definitely rather give than receive when it comes to oral, and I think it shows because I’ve been told I do it brilliantl­y.

I do actually enjoy giving blow jobs, but only if it’s someone that I am close to, like my hubby, I hasten to point out!

I don’t mind with him, but I wouldn’t do it on a onenight stand – which I would never have – because I feel it’s the most intimate thing a couple can do.

So you’d have sex on a one-night stand, but not give head?

I wouldn’t be having a one-night stand because I’m married, and plan on staying that way!

But I find giving BJS is a waste of a good erection, I’d rather shag.

Yeah, defo, shagging is much better because at least we can get something from it, too. In fact, sod ’ em! Blow jobs are just plain selfish!

BOT ABOUT IT?

Keeping in with the disgusting theme, I think we should talk about anal sex. Do girls really do it?

No, no, no! I am very sorry but my ass is definitely for exit only. A bit of advice to all guys — use the front, not back passage, please.

That’s strictly for gay sex only — straight men and women don’t have any reason to do it. That’s my view, anyway.

LESBO LOVE

Do you swing both ways, or have you ever?

Iregularly kissed a girl when I used to practise snogging on my mate, who’s four years younger than me. That was years ago, when we were at college.

The whole lesbian thing fascinates me, but the most I’ve done is snogging my best mate because she got her tongue pierced and I wanted to know what it would feel like in my mouth.

Well, I’ve got you well beat on this one because I went all the way with one of my girlfriend­s when we were 18.

It started off as one of those drunken play fights after a night out, but we were both so horny we ended pulling each other’s thongs off. It was hot, licking each other! to orgasm!

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