Cracker Chris can’t handle Pippa’s bum

TELLY stunna Christine Bleakley says her bum isn’t as good as Pippa Middleton’s.

The former Daybreak host is busy planning her wedding to football ace Frank Lampard.

But she reckons her rear won’t be grabbing as many headlines as pert Pippa’s did at last year’s Royal Wedding.

“Blimey, I’m not sure I can rival that,” she told You magazine.

Christine, 32, and 33-year-old Chelsea player Frank are due to tie the knot this summer, but she says she’s been so busy she still hasn’t finalised any of the plans.

“I haven’t had time to think about the wedding in detail yet. I just want a low-key relaxed day surrounded by the people I love.”

So, do you admit to flicking the old bean, then?

All I will say is that it’s natural and every girl does it despite what they may say.

Definitely. I don’t do it using my own fingers, though, because my friend bought me a ‘pocket pleaser’. They’re little vibrators you can carry around with you all the time.

You can sit at the back of the bus, get your pocket pleaser out and away you go.

It’s her best mate, but you want to see the size of her other vibrator, it’s huge!

Cheers for that. And I bet you’re going to try and say you don’t even own one.

I would never buy one. I just do it myself, I prefer clit stimulation anyway and that’s best to do with hands.

Do you have any fun fantasies that get you going?

It would have to be with my personal trainer bending me over some of the gym equipment. He’d be all sweaty because the whole man-musk thing really turns me on.

My hubby is training to be a teacher and I always have this little roleplay fantasy in my head. I imagine that it’s parents’ evening and I go to see him as a parent and we end up having passionate sex on the desk.

People are watching us doing it but we don’t care because it feels sooo good!

I also get turned on by very dominant and forward men. Let them take control and I tell you, I’ll be able to go all night!