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HAPPY New Year to you all and I hope you had a fabulous time!
I spent both Christmas and New Year’s Eve working at Red Light Central.
We all had a brilliant time and smashed all the records, with more people calling to see 2012 in than ever. One fella rang up who had Tourette’s! He was yelling at me one minute calling me a ‘f***ing b***ard’ and a ‘slag’ – then the next he couldn’t remember a thing he’d said.
It was all very entertaining anyway. Most of the people who rang up were pretty well oiled and a few of them could barely speak they were so pissed.
But we all had a good night and saw in the New Year with a bang! POOR Cheryl Cole.
I had to laugh when I read about some randy builder trying to sell her knickers.
It can’t be very nice though, trusting someone to work in your house and then finding out they’ve been rummaging through your drawers and trying to sell your undies!
But now Cheryl’s finished on The X Factor she could turn it round to her advantage.
Imagine how much money she could get if she sold her knickers! People would pay a fortune for them!
It got me thinking, that’s something that I might do in the future.
Later this year I’m looking to open a shop where fans can buy Linsey souvenirs.
I think my used knickers would go down a treat!
Let me know what you think and anything else you would like to see there on Twitter @linseydawn I SEE Kirk Norcross from is going to be on channel 5’sthe
It made me laugh, seeing as he is supposed to be dating my mate Gemma Massey.
I think it’s a pretty casual arrangement between the two of them as he’s a bit put off by her being a porn star.
Gemma won’t be too bothered about seeing Kirk ( with a load of desperate women fighting over him though.
She’s a good girl and will take it all in her stride. I think when you’ve had a woman as sexy as Gemma it’s difficult to find anyone to measure up.
It’ll be good fun to see him try and find one though! IT’S terrible that Michael Le Vell from Coronation Street has had to go through four months of utter hell over child abuse allegations that have now been dropped.
I feel so sorry for him. He’s lost his wife and these awful allegations will follow him forever.
Rape and child abuse are dreadful crimes and those found guilty of them deserve to be strung up.
But cases like Michael’s makes me wonder whether those accused of them should have anonymity like their victims.
The CPS say there was no case for him to answer. It’s terrible that the police thought they had enough evidence to arrest him in the first place and turn his life upside down.
It sounds like he should never have been put through this ordeal and I hope he can now start to put it behind him. BAD news fellas. I’ve got a knackered cock and balls!
I’ve not been having too much rough sex though. I actually hurt my coccyx (that’s the bottom of my spine) and the balls of my feet ice skating.
I went with my little lad Luca, and thought I’d be really good.
When I was a kid I loved ice-skating and I used to be pretty nifty on my skates, but now I’m crap!
I kept falling on my arse, hence my sore back, and even had to skate round with one of those penguins that the kids use to hold me up!
It was a good giggle though and Luca loved watching me make a total tit of myself. It’s my mission for 2012 to get my skates on more! To get our most up-to-date list of up-for-it women in your area simply send £5 in cash, cheque or PO to FINEBOURNE, PO Box 210, Chesterfield, S41 8LP NAME. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ADDRESS. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .