SHOW TELL with JESS IMPIAZZI
I just sort of fell into it a couple of years ago when I sent my photos to a few different publications.
But the best move I made was sending my photo in to the Sport.
Things really took off after that and I started getting a lot of work. Probably the fans – they are usually cheeky chappies and they always make me laugh. Guys send me tweets when I’ve appeared in the Sport and ask if I can send them topless tweets.
I tell them to go out and buy the paper instead, the naughty boys!
But sometimes, when it’s their birthdays, I will have a signed topless picture posted to them. Having my neck kissed drives me absolutely wild. If a bloke starts putting little kisses down the side of my neck, my legs turn to jelly and I get really excited.
I like giving oral but I don’t really like it when a fella returns the favour – sorry but it doesn’t float my boat. I guess I just prefer giving to receiving. I’m single at the moment but I’m sure
that must make
me a good potential girlfriend! I’d say from behind – it feels a bit primal, rude and naughty. It’s just nice when you’re on all fours and your man grabs you and hammers away.
I also like it standing up, and doing it somewhere where you might get caught out!
I work as a promotions girl and often appear at motorbike shows. One time, after a race, I did it on the track up against a wall. It was great. I think I’m a pretty good flirt. I know how to make eye contact with a bloke, laugh at his jokes and generally send out all the right signals. Like ‘come and get me baby’. Oops, sorry! Well I think I’m pretty good at giving blow jobs.
I have my tongue pierced which seems to add to the fun for most men.
I don’t know why it feels so good because I don’t have a penis but apparently it’s very stimulating I had sex at Alton Towers amusement park last year but it wasn’t on a ride.
We went for a walk around one of the gardens and there was a quiet patch with a big tree. One thing led to another and we started having sex. He was taking me from behind and I was holding onto a branch.
But half way through, the branch snapped and I banged my head – we ran off laughing!
DOES SIZE MATTER?
No, I don’t think so. It’s not the size of the boat it’s the motion of the ocean.
If you really like the guy then it really doesn’t matter because sex is more than that and you make it work. If it’s a one night stand and you have a choice between the two you’d pick a bigger one!
I had a guy once who was 10 inches erect and that was just too big.
I was walking like John Wayne for a week! No, I don’t. How annoying is that? I had absolutely loads and my ex-boyfriend hated them.
I don’t know why, but I think he was jealous or felt threatened by them. So I binned them all to keep him happy and then we broke up!
I’m going to have to go and bulk-buy a load now because I have no fella and no toys!
Maybe some of the lovely Sport readers would like to send me some?
HOW DID YOU START MODELLING?
WHAT’S THE MOST REWARDING BIT?
WHAT TURNS YOU ON?
WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE POSITION?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PARTY TRICKS?
THAT’S NICE BUT WE MEANT IN BED! WHERE IS THE WILDEST PLACE YOU’VE DONE IT?
DO YOU HAVE ANY TOYS?