I’m getting hard time after climb on hot rock girl
WITH KRYSTAL WEBB
Dear Krystal, MOST people think I’m a bit of a hardman because I’m a rock climber, and I guess I am in one sense.
But I’ve been cowering under the blows of my missus after a little ‘lapse’ I had with a mountain loving babe the other week.
A crowd of us were in the Lakes for the weekend and had loaded up the campervans with kit and food and stuff.
There were four couples including me and the wife, all in our late 20s, and another girl who was the sister of a mate.
She’s a bubbly type, always smiling and flirty with the lads. The women don’t seem to get on with her that much, but she’s always friendly with me.
Anyway, I was second from last up this one climb, a straightforward affair with a ‘chimney’ stretch about halfway up where you’re hidden from view while you’re in it.
I was climbing well and reached the stretch quite quickly, the wife belaying me from below.
As I squeezed into the chimney I was shocked to find the girl there, wedged at the back and attached by chocks in crevices.
What stunned me was that she was showing her crevice through her harness – somehow she’d slipped one leg out of her shorts and panties.
She didn’t give me much time to think, grabbing my free hand and guiding it to her moist cleft.
Then she reached down, pulled my flies open and began to tug on my ‘rope’.
How I didn’t slip I’ll never know, my legs were shaking like crazy.
But with skill she managed to slide herself onto me and we had a quickie, a really rushed, heady, illicit, dirty one – and it felt mind-blowing when I emptied myself into her.
When done, she put her finger to her lips to say I should be quiet about it, put her shorts back on and carried on up.
Down below, my wife was shouting if I was alright, then saw as the girl came into view, with me all flushed just behind her.
Christ, she gave me such a kicking that night, and hasn’t stopped since.
I can’t handle this. What should I do?
NG, Derby Krystal says: BE hard, but not when that girl’s around!