Well-hung Parliament

POLITICIANS are up in arms over a questionnaire sent to all staff in the House of Commons – demanding to know if they are LADYBOYS!

The quiz is part of an exercise to find out who uses the subsidized boozers in Westminster.

It was sent out by Speaker of The House John Bercow and asks respondents: “Are you a) Man/transman, b) Woman/transwoman or c) Other gender (eg Androgyne person).”

One politician said: “This is madness, utter madness.

“Why are we wasting money on this? It’s ludicrous.

“If it was the Thai Parliament then maybe I could understand.

“But this is just pandering of the most patronizing kind.”