Old­ham babes serve up ke­bab spe­cials

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THERE were a cou­ple of game birds on Chan­nel 4’s Come Dine With Me, and I don’t mean the roasted pheas­ant.

Vicki Shea and Kathy Howard were the hottest things to come out of Old­ham since the race ri­ots.

Both were proper north­ern lasses with big ap­petites. Vicki con­fessed to hav­ing a sly ke­bab af­ter two of the din­ner par­ties, while Kathy ( right) called her­self a maneater.

I’m not sure if she meant in the be­d­room or on a barm cake. Both, prob­a­bly.

The two ladies tried flirt­ing their way to suc­cess, with Vicki even dress­ing up as a naughty French maid.

It was all very sexy –till she boomed: “I’ve got sav­age heart­burn and this gar­lic is re­peat­ing on me some­thing rot­ten.”

Kathy didn’t pre­tend to be from Paris, like Vicki, but she cer­tainly gave us an “eye­ful” – twice.

One night, her ac­ro­batic party trick meant hoik­ing her skirt around her waist, giv­ing a full-on gus­set flash.

Then, as the girls cel­e­brated a joint vic­tory on the final night, Vicki yanked Kathy’s frock up.

“Eeeh, I’ve got no knick­ers on!” she squealed, as her guests were treated to that night’s sec­ond help­ing of “zesty tuna”.

Poor Vicki. That is not the sort of ke­bab she was han­ker­ing for.

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