Oldham babes serve up kebab specials
THERE were a couple of game birds on Channel 4’s Come Dine With Me, and I don’t mean the roasted pheasant.
Vicki Shea and Kathy Howard were the hottest things to come out of Oldham since the race riots.
Both were proper northern lasses with big appetites. Vicki confessed to having a sly kebab after two of the dinner parties, while Kathy ( right) called herself a maneater.
I’m not sure if she meant in the bedroom or on a barm cake. Both, probably.
The two ladies tried flirting their way to success, with Vicki even dressing up as a naughty French maid.
It was all very sexy –till she boomed: “I’ve got savage heartburn and this garlic is repeating on me something rotten.”
Kathy didn’t pretend to be from Paris, like Vicki, but she certainly gave us an “eyeful” – twice.
One night, her acrobatic party trick meant hoiking her skirt around her waist, giving a full-on gusset flash.
Then, as the girls celebrated a joint victory on the final night, Vicki yanked Kathy’s frock up.
“Eeeh, I’ve got no knickers on!” she squealed, as her guests were treated to that night’s second helping of “zesty tuna”.
Poor Vicki. That is not the sort of kebab she was hankering for.