YOUR

GAGS

I’M really into this season’s trend of “colour blocking” – where you wear strong contrasting fabrics next to each other.

I’ve even started putting on really bright underwear to get the full look.

And when I turned up at my latest photo shoot, and found all my favourite colours as a backdrop, I was in my element!

I just slipped into a pair of bright red pants and smiled!

HOUSE OF EVIL: The family home in Accrington

I USED to think I was brilliant at sex ...until I found out the missus had asthma!