I’M really into this season’s trend of “colour blocking” – where you wear strong contrasting fabrics next to each other.
I’ve even started putting on really bright underwear to get the full look.
And when I turned up at my latest photo shoot, and found all my favourite colours as a backdrop, I was in my element!
I just slipped into a pair of bright red pants and smiled!
HOUSE OF EVIL: The family home in Accrington
I USED to think I was brilliant at sex ...until I found out the missus had