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‘I fantasise about my old boss. She was hot as hell’

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I used to have a fantasy about making love to a former boss of mine. I will mention no names.

She was a real ballbreake­r type and didn’t take any crap, but was hot as hell. She had this amazing hourglass body with huge breasts and red hair – she looked a lot like Christina Hendricks. God – she just oozed sex appeal!

I used to sit at my desk and daydream about her calling me into her office and doing a bit of a Sharon Stone whilst sat in front of me.

She would slowly cross and uncross her legs so I would see she was wearing no knickers and then she would reach down start playing with herself and ask me to do the same.

Then I’d walk over to her and slowly unbutton her silk shirt and watch as her big bouncing breasts came tumbling out.

I’d bend down and put my mouth around her big hard nipples and suck and lick them as she lay back on the desk.

It obviously never happened, but I still fantasise about her now sometimes whilst doing it with my hubby. YOU can’t buy experience – that’s why older woman are such firecracke­rs in the bedroom.

They’ve done everything between the sheets and know what makes fellas tick. Join us as we delve into the saucy secrets of another MILF. as you get older that things like that aren’t important.

Good sex for me is more about how you connect with your partner. Plus, as you get older you learn how to have good sex just from experience.

If they’re good in bed then it doesn’t matter how big it NAME: Alana Henley AGE: 31 FROM: Bristol OCCUPATION: IT worker

curry FAVE FOOD: Thai green FAVE DRINK: Rum

and Coke FAVE FILM: FAVE ACTOR: Cary Grant is. One of my ex-boyfriend’s had a 10-incher and when I first saw it I thought he was going to be amazing in bed. It turned out he didn’t have a clue what to do so our sex life was appalling.

My husband is about six inches and he gives me far and away the best sex of my life. Ooh crikey, this is getting a bit racy now. Okay, well this was a long time before I became a wife and mum but I once did something very rude on a bus with an ex-boyfriend when I was at college.

We were going shopping and the journey was boring, so we decided to have some fun.

I started to run my fingers up his thigh and whisper what I wanted to do to him.

I was soon in filthy talk overdrive and he was getting extremely excited, so I put his coat over his crotch, unzipped his jeans, put my hand into his boxers and massaged him.

I didn’t want him to have messy jeans, so leant over and let him finish off in my mouth. It was my birthday last month and one of my friends bought me my first ever vibrator. It’s a Rampant Rabbit and it looks fierce.

I’m excited because I have heard they’re even better than the real thing. Also, my ex-boyfriend bought me some vibrating panties and they were great fun. Now you’re talking! I love dressing up for sex. I have dressed up as a witch, a sailor and a college girl. It spices things up a bit and always leads to better sex because it’s something out of the ordinary.

My favourite one – and my husband’s – is the policewoma­n outfit. Once he escaped and stole my baton. Let’s just say we didn’t need any vibrators that day! I like a lot of them so it’s hard to pick. I can’t think of any that don’t work for me to be honest. As long as I’m getting my fill I’m a happy bunny.

I love having sex in the wheelbarro­w position, it’s fun and as well as having sex you get to tone your arms too. I can come a lot when I have sex in that position.

My favourite position is me on top in terms of the easiest way for me to orgasm, and I love to ride my man and watch his face as he watches me go.

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