Midweek Sport

Star Mike tells of his monster hard on Shame

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RISING actor Michael Fassbender has told how he got a SEMI ON while playing sex addict Brandon in Shame.

In the film Fassbender ( above) stars as a nookie-crazed fella who bonks hookers in a brothel, gets noshed off in a gay bar and has wild sex in a hotel room and under a railway bridge.

The 34-year-old – who is said to be hung like a horse – said he couldn’t help getting a bit carried away in the heat of the moment!

He said: “I don’t know if I was ever fully erect.

“A lot of the time the scenario’s so unnatural. There are cameras, people around...a very unnatural environmen­t.

“But sometimes there’ll be sort of a Henman. It’s not an unexpected semi, but it is a semi.

“That’s not fair to Tim Henman. He’s a bloody good sportsman.”

Fassbender said he only realised he had a massive Johnson after making Shame.

He said: “I figured it was average. I didn’t have any references to measure it against. Obviously I guessed I didn’t have a small penis.”

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