Days off grope and glory

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Dear Holly, I WAS meant to go to work the other day but I called in sick and spent a solid 12 hours in bed think­ing about well-en­dowed men and play­ing with my­self.

I don’t un­der­stand it but I just woke up with an all-pow­er­ful urge for sex, and since I don’t have a boyfriend at the mo­ment all I could do was to use my hands and a few items I keep in the bed­side cab­i­net.

Some of the things I did to my­self were out­ra­geous; I won’t de­scribe them here. But the more I brought my­self to a cli­max the more cli­maxes I wanted. It was like I couldn’t stop my­self.

I’m 20, a hard worker, but I feel so guilty about skip­ping work just to sat­isfy my urges. Is there some­thing wrong with me?

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