‘There was something so sexy about watching her face as she did it! ’
DOES SIZE MATTER? You wouldn’t have as good a time with a small one as you would with a big one. Well that’s my opinion anyway.
I’ve tried little-uns and biguns over the years, so I know my stuff. I think in an ideal world I’d have a guy who was about seven or eight inches and quite fat too – not him, the willy! Possibly the width of can of Coke? That’s quite a lot isn’t it? Actually maybe that’s a bit too big. I dunno, I just think that good girth makes a difference as a woman really feels it. You feel so much more satisfied with a fat one. EVER TRIED TRADESMAN’S? I tried anal for the first time with a boyfriend when I was in my 20s. Our sex life had got a bit boring and I wanted to mix things up a little bit. We set the scene and had a romantic meal and loads of wine to help me relax. Then we got down to it, but he only got to put it in a little bit. It was so uncomfortable I abandoned the mission.
Poor bloke. I think he’d been excited about that for days. It just felt unnatural and freaked me out.
My ex-husband kept on nagging me to try it but I never fancied it. Maybe that’s why he divorced me. DO YOU HAVE ANY SEX TOYS? I got my first sex toy when I was 24, a huge thing which I wound up calling Roger. I thought it might spice up sex EVERY young man has a fantasy about an older woman taking them in hand, teaching them the ropes, giving them an uninhibited, lust-fuelled sexual experience with none of the hang-ups of younger babes. MILFS rule, lads. Here’s one... with my boyfriend but the first time I tried it with him I realised it was miles better than his willy – it gave me an orgasm in about two seconds flat and I couldn’t believe it. NAME: Helen Camp AGE: 42 FROM: Middlewich, Cheshire OCCUPATION: Sales assistant RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single FAVE FOOD: Lamb Bhuna FAVE DRINK: Coca Cola FAVE FILM: FAVE ACTOR: Tom Cruise I dumped my boyfriend a couple of weeks later, he was gutted.
Sex toys are great because they hit the spot every time. I have a few still, and some handcuffs and blindfolds which I really enjoy using. DO YOU HAVE ANY SAUCY FANTASIES? I lived out my biggest fantasy when I was 25 and had a threesome with a boyfriend and one of my female mates. We’d been drinking at my house and got a bit carried away.
It was great fun having sex with each other, and because we were drunk we were far more liberal than normal.
It was a bit strange seeing my boyfriend have sex with another woman but it was all part of my fantasy so I rather enjoyed it.
There was something really sexy about watching her face as he was bonking her...i just totally got off on how much she was getting off on him. I’d just come out of a long term relationship so it was a good way to let my hair down. We did loads of mad stuff. HAVE YOU EVER DONE IT IN ANY STRANGE PLACES? I once had sex in a field and got chased by a cow. It was so weird, because normally they wouldn’t bother you, would they?
I was naked and was legs akimbo whilst my man doing his stuff. We were having a great time when this cow that had been on the other side of the field just ran at us.
We got up and legged it across a field, me with my boobs bouncing around and him with his willy out!
I also had sex at a bus stop on Christmas Eve once. That was after a few beers.