‘There was some­thing so sexy about watch­ing her face as she did it! ’

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DOES SIZE MAT­TER? You wouldn’t have as good a time with a small one as you would with a big one. Well that’s my opin­ion any­way.

I’ve tried lit­tle-uns and bi­guns over the years, so I know my stuff. I think in an ideal world I’d have a guy who was about seven or eight inches and quite fat too – not him, the willy! Pos­si­bly the width of can of Coke? That’s quite a lot isn’t it? Ac­tu­ally maybe that’s a bit too big. I dunno, I just think that good girth makes a dif­fer­ence as a woman re­ally feels it. You feel so much more sat­is­fied with a fat one. EVER TRIED TRADES­MAN’S? I tried anal for the first time with a boyfriend when I was in my 20s. Our sex life had got a bit bor­ing and I wanted to mix things up a lit­tle bit. We set the scene and had a ro­man­tic meal and loads of wine to help me re­lax. Then we got down to it, but he only got to put it in a lit­tle bit. It was so un­com­fort­able I aban­doned the mis­sion.

Poor bloke. I think he’d been ex­cited about that for days. It just felt un­nat­u­ral and freaked me out.

My ex-hus­band kept on nag­ging me to try it but I never fan­cied it. Maybe that’s why he di­vorced me. DO YOU HAVE ANY SEX TOYS? I got my first sex toy when I was 24, a huge thing which I wound up call­ing Roger. I thought it might spice up sex EV­ERY young man has a fan­tasy about an older woman tak­ing them in hand, teach­ing them the ropes, giv­ing them an un­in­hib­ited, lust-fu­elled sex­ual ex­pe­ri­ence with none of the hang-ups of younger babes. MILFS rule, lads. Here’s one... with my boyfriend but the first time I tried it with him I re­alised it was miles bet­ter than his willy – it gave me an or­gasm in about two sec­onds flat and I couldn’t be­lieve it. NAME: He­len Camp AGE: 42 FROM: Mid­dlewich, Cheshire OC­CU­PA­TION: Sales as­sis­tant RE­LA­TION­SHIP STA­TUS: Sin­gle FAVE FOOD: Lamb Bhuna FAVE DRINK: Coca Cola FAVE FILM: FAVE AC­TOR: Tom Cruise I dumped my boyfriend a cou­ple of weeks later, he was gut­ted.

Sex toys are great be­cause they hit the spot ev­ery time. I have a few still, and some hand­cuffs and blind­folds which I re­ally en­joy us­ing. DO YOU HAVE ANY SAUCY FAN­TASIES? I lived out my big­gest fan­tasy when I was 25 and had a three­some with a boyfriend and one of my fe­male mates. We’d been drink­ing at my house and got a bit car­ried away.

It was great fun hav­ing sex with each other, and be­cause we were drunk we were far more lib­eral than nor­mal.

It was a bit strange see­ing my boyfriend have sex with an­other woman but it was all part of my fan­tasy so I rather en­joyed it.

There was some­thing re­ally sexy about watch­ing her face as he was bonk­ing her...i just to­tally got off on how much she was get­ting off on him. I’d just come out of a long term re­la­tion­ship so it was a good way to let my hair down. We did loads of mad stuff. HAVE YOU EVER DONE IT IN ANY STRANGE PLACES? I once had sex in a field and got chased by a cow. It was so weird, be­cause nor­mally they wouldn’t bother you, would they?

I was naked and was legs akimbo whilst my man do­ing his stuff. We were hav­ing a great time when this cow that had been on the other side of the field just ran at us.

We got up and legged it across a field, me with my boobs bounc­ing around and him with his willy out!

I also had sex at a bus stop on Christ­mas Eve once. That was af­ter a few beers.

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