Number stench Downing Street
PRIME Minister David Cameron’s house STINKS, according to Number 10 sources.
The nation’s most prominent office building reeks from the stench of a dead MOUSE.
Workers at the Downing Street address are convinced Larry the cat has killed a rodent and dumped it somewhere out of sight.
The pong got so bad last week that a sicklysweet smell was put down in an attempt to cover it – but ended up making it worse.
“It really hums,” one diplomat complained.
“It’s like that prank of sewing prawns into the hems of curtains – only much worse.
“Whatever it is, they need to get it sorted out quickly.
“The Prime Minister shouldn’t have to invite world dignitaries into a house that reeks of death.”