Number stench Downing Street

PRIME Minister David Cameron’s house STINKS, according to Number 10 sources.

The nation’s most prominent office building reeks from the stench of a dead MOUSE.

Workers at the Downing Street address are convinced Larry the cat has killed a rodent and dumped it somewhere out of sight.

The pong got so bad last week that a sicklysweet smell was put down in an attempt to cover it – but ended up making it worse.

“It really hums,” one diplomat complained.

“It’s like that prank of sewing prawns into the hems of curtains – only much worse.

“Whatever it is, they need to get it sorted out quickly.

“The Prime Minister shouldn’t have to invite world dignitaries into a house that reeks of death.”