Num­ber stench Down­ing Street

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PRIME Min­is­ter David Cameron’s house STINKS, ac­cord­ing to Num­ber 10 sources.

The na­tion’s most prom­i­nent of­fice build­ing reeks from the stench of a dead MOUSE.

Work­ers at the Down­ing Street ad­dress are con­vinced Larry the cat has killed a ro­dent and dumped it some­where out of sight.

The pong got so bad last week that a sicklysweet smell was put down in an at­tempt to cover it – but ended up mak­ing it worse.

“It re­ally hums,” one diplo­mat com­plained.

“It’s like that prank of sewing prawns into the hems of cur­tains – only much worse.

“What­ever it is, they need to get it sorted out quickly.

“The Prime Min­is­ter shouldn’t have to in­vite world dig­ni­taries into a house that reeks of death.”

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