As 500th episode airs this week, here’s Mr Simpson’s funniest quotes... HO HO HO HOMER!
HOMER: Your old meat made me sick! APU: Oh I am so sorry. Please accept five pounds of frozen shrimp as an apology. HOMER: This shrimp isn’t frozen! And it smells funny! APU: Okay, ten pounds. HOMER: Woo-hoo! SON, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose; it’s how drunk you get. MARGE, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder. THE donut has purple in the middle of it, purple is a fruit. BART, I want to share something with you: Those three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here. HOW is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? THE 500th episode of
was broadcast this week, marking an amazing 23 years of making the world laugh.
In the 500th episode, the family are thrown out of Springfield and welcomed in ‘The Outlands’, where they meet Wikileaks founder Julian Assange.
It’s another classic, packed to the brim with hilarious situations and one-liners.
But as every TV expert knows, the main reason the show has lasted so long is the comedy genius that is Homer Simpson.
So to celebrate the show’s landmark episode, we’ve collected the tubby idiot’s funniest quotes
From his love of donuts, Duff beer and trashy TV to his knack for getting into trouble – there’s isn’t much you can’t like about the almost-hairless oaf. HOMER: Marge, where’s the Duff? MARGE: Oh, uh, we’re all out, Homer. HOMER: D’oh! MARGE: Would you like some fruit juice? HOMER: Don’t toy with me, woman! MARGE, it takes two to lie. One to lie, and one to listen. HOMER: Are you saying you’re never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? LISA: No. HOMER: Ham? LISA: No! HOMER: Pork chops? LISA: Dad, those all come from the same animal! HOMER: Heh, heh, heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal. ALL my life I’ve been an obese man trapped inside a fat man’s body.
HILARIOUS: Homer and Bart meet