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NO, you’ve not misread the title, this is a real show about ballroom-loving babies.

As if there weren’t already enough sequin-wearing people on the telly, we now have to contend with another one about KIDS doing the Cha Cha Cha.

Hundreds of misguided youngsters, presumably with pushy parents, battle it out to be crowned Britain’s next Disco Kid.

Their old folks may as well book the kiddies in for therapy now.