Horny milk­maid gets my cream

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Dear Peach, YOU’VE heard the old sto­ries about housewives get­ting frisky with the milk­men – but I’m a bloke giv­ing the milk­woman some ex­tra cream.

I am mar­ried, and have been for over a decade, which means my sex life is no longer a ride into the plea­sure zone ev­ery night.

But a month or so ago we got a new milk deliverer – and she is ab­so­lutely gor­geous!

I started work­ing from home in the morn­ings just so I could catch her. And af­ter a few flirty con­ver­sa­tions on the doorstep, I in­vited her in for a cuppa. She is ob­vio­suly a woman who gets what she wants be­cause within five min­utes she had put down the gold tops and was giv­ing my pur­ple top a good suck­ing.

She loves it over my kitchen ta­ble and even lets me do her up the wrong ’un.

Un­for­tu­nately, my wife is get­ting sus­pi­cious about un­ex­plained milk stains in the house. Is it too late to save my mar­riage? Peach says: COULD be. It’s time for you to de­cide if you want pints of plea­sure or a life of bore­dom in the be­d­room.

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