Horny milkmaid gets my cream

Dear Peach, YOU’VE heard the old stories about housewives getting frisky with the milkmen – but I’m a bloke giving the milkwoman some extra cream.

I am married, and have been for over a decade, which means my sex life is no longer a ride into the pleasure zone every night.

But a month or so ago we got a new milk deliverer – and she is absolutely gorgeous!

I started working from home in the mornings just so I could catch her. And after a few flirty conversations on the doorstep, I invited her in for a cuppa. She is obviosuly a woman who gets what she wants because within five minutes she had put down the gold tops and was giving my purple top a good sucking.

She loves it over my kitchen table and even lets me do her up the wrong ’un.

Unfortunately, my wife is getting suspicious about unexplained milk stains in the house. Is it too late to save my marriage? Peach says: COULD be. It’s time for you to decide if you want pints of pleasure or a life of boredom in the bedroom.