Midweek Sport

ADELE HAS LAST LAUGH OVER CRITICS

- With Linsey Dawn Mckenzie

isn’t going to be like this. It needs to be ruthless and ballsy and The have naughty celebs should have been shut s***ting their pants down. They did many every Sunday morning. great campaignin­g But it shouldn’t ruin stories, but also turned the lives of ordinary really nasty as well. people by honey-trapping

There’s a thing with a them for no reason. lot of the press where all No matter what the they want to do is s*** new paper is like though, on people and knock there’ll still only be one them down. read for me on Sunday

I hope the new and that’s THE story about the Swedish man trapped in his car for two months is amazing.

Regular readers will know I was stuck in my car when it broke down in the snow and that was only for an hour and a half. It was a bloody nightmare and I can’t tell you how glad I was to see the AA turn up.

So God knows how relieved this poor fella must have been when he was finally found after four months after surviving by eating snow. He’s lucky he didn’t freeze to death! ADELE is a breath of fresh air isn’t she?

Can you really see her giving a sh*t that Karl Lagerfeld called her ‘fat?’

She’s just picked up a shedload of Grammy and Brit awards and is the biggest selling artist of our time.

She’s only a size 16 which is hardly obese and she’s bloody stunning. Who gives a f*ck if she doesn’t look like a catwalk model?

I love Adele because she doesn’t give care what people think of her. Not like all the boring stars like Cheryl Cole and Victoria Beckham who look like Twiglets and are styled to within an inch of their lives.

Adele quite rightly says that she’s a pop star, not a model and she doesn’t want to be seen as sexy and skinny.

People still buy her records because she’s bloody brilliant.

I’d love to go on a night out with Adele. She’s a bit rough round the edges being a South London girl who lived above a bargain shop and now look at her.

She’s having the last laugh. And I love that she’s taking a few years off to enjoy her success and her relationsh­ip with her new fella.

When she comes back people will be hungry to hear her new stuff and she’ll blow us all away second time round again.

Good for her. She’s like a breath of fresh air. THE Olympics coming to Britain should be great for this country.

But no, as well as paying £24 billion to host the games, we’ve also got to pay £10 to sit in a London park to cheer on Brit stars like Jessica Ennis ( on a big telly!

Seriously, I couldn’t believe it when heard that. How can they charge you for sitting in a park?

We just get shafted everywhere we turn in this country. I paid a massive tax bill back in January and when you do that it makes you look for where your taxes go.

I don’t think I get much back for all the money I put in. And I’ve tried to get Olympic tickets and can’t get them for love nor money.

I just wonder why we are bothering and why people who live in this country can’t go and see the games, even in a bloody park!

It’s just shambolic that we’ve had to spend so much money on hosting this and we can’t even go and watch it.

I’d love to tell David Cameron what I really think of this country. I also quite fancy having a good old rant about crap like this.

Jeremy Paxman, if you’re reading, next time you need a glamour girl on the show – get me on! THIS is a difficult subject for me to broach because I would never condone violence against women.

But I can see why Natalie Cassidy is getting back with her man Adam Cotterill.

What he did was unforgivab­le – but I can see why she is taking him back.

Reading her talking about her decision at the weekend was heart-breaking, and I really feel for her.

I think she’s a very brave girl to take him back, and because she’s spent her life in the public eye, it must have been hard for her to answer her critics.

She says that Adam has a drink problem, that he’s accepted this and is now in Alcoholics Anonymous. Fair play to him for doing that.

I’m a nightmare when I’m pissed. I’ll kick off with people and pick fights. But when I’m sober I’m a different person and I feel like a right nob. So although I can’t understand what it must be like to be addicted, I can see how people change with drink.

Adam has told Natalie that drink is to blame for what happened and he’s promised her he’s learned and will never drink again.

It must have been so hard for her to trust him enough to give him another chance, but she has and I think it’s only fair that we respect that.

I really hope for her sake that he doesn’t let her down. She deserves to be happy. But if he does, she needs to kick him out for good. I’M very excited about my new timeshare!

They used to be a bit crap in the 1980s – but the deal I’ve got is great.

I’ve paid for a week every year for the next 20 years at the six star Marriot Hotel in Villamoura, Portugal.

So when I’m in my 50s I’ll still be lording it round the harbour with all the footballer­s and WAGS.

I reckon I’ll look as young then as I do now. And I’ll still be whipping out my boobs on the beach too!

If that doesn’t boost tourism over there I don’t know what will.

I’M sad to say I’m feeling a bit poorly this week. I’ve been laid up with flu since weekend.

So sorry to my fans who tuned in to Red Light Central to see me as I’ve been off sick.

I’ll be back next week though. If you want to send me a get well message,tweet me @linsey_dawn. I’m up to 22,500 followers now.

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