Don’t fight...wife swap instead!

I’VE had lots of tweets from my fans about the scuffle between David Haye and Dereck Chisora and I can’t really make out what is going on.

Apparently the pair hate each other and it wouldn’t have been staged at all. But it just looks a bit fishy to me.

I mean they’re going in the ring to kick the s*** out of each other. Why can’t they just control themselves before? They look like knobheads.

It looks a publicity stunt to me.

That’s when I think the footballers have it right. Slapping each other about a bit like a pair of girls before a fight is a bit crap.

Look at your footballers! They shag each other’s wives, sister-inlaws, nannies, PAS, beauticians – any hole’s a goal!

Next time they have a big fight, maybe Haye and Chisora need to start tinkering around with each other’s partners.

That’d get people talking about boxing. And make them give each other a proper kicking once they get in the ring as well so everyone’s a winner!