Don’t fight...wife swap in­stead!

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I’VE had lots of tweets from my fans about the scuf­fle be­tween David Haye and Dereck Chisora and I can’t re­ally make out what is go­ing on.

Ap­par­ently the pair hate each other and it wouldn’t have been staged at all. But it just looks a bit fishy to me.

I mean they’re go­ing in the ring to kick the s*** out of each other. Why can’t they just con­trol them­selves be­fore? They look like knob­heads.

It looks a pub­lic­ity stunt to me.

That’s when I think the foot­ballers have it right. Slap­ping each other about a bit like a pair of girls be­fore a fight is a bit crap.

Look at your foot­ballers! They shag each other’s wives, sis­ter-in­laws, nan­nies, PAS, beau­ti­cians – any hole’s a goal!

Next time they have a big fight, maybe Haye and Chisora need to start tin­ker­ing around with each other’s part­ners.

That’d get peo­ple talk­ing about box­ing. And make them give each other a proper kick­ing once they get in the ring as well so ev­ery­one’s a win­ner!

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