THAT’S GOTTA HURT

LORENA Bobbitt is found not guilty by reason of insanity on

charges of mutilating her husband John Wayne Bobbitt. After an evening of

drunken a carving knife abuse, Lorena grabbed

his penis and cut off nearly half of while he was asleep. She

left the apartment with the severed

willy, threw the drove a short while, then penis out of the window

into a field. After a search, the penis

was found, packed in ice, and taken to

hospital where it was reattached during a nine-and-a-half-hour operation. TELEVISION entertainer and charity fund raiser Roy Castle dies of lung cancer two days after his 62nd birthday