BIG BOOB GIRL PCS BANNED
New rules ‘force out’ busty cops
BUSTY lady coppers claim they are being driven out of their jobs because they’ve been banned from wearing supportive BRAS!
Bosses at Essex Police have issued strict guidelines on what their WPCS should wear when they’re on patrol.
And they’ve declared underwired boulder-holders a big no-no, saying Girls in Blue could be in danger if they got shot while wearing one.
But more well-developed female Dibble say without proper support they are in much more danger of getting BLACK EYES from running after a suspect than getting gunned down.
A letter from the force to all its female staff reads: Although there is no such thing as a bulletproof bra, a good comfortable fitted nonwired bra from a retailer like Marks & Spencer would help prevent ballistic damage. Body armour has to be close fitting and you should wear a bra that does not contain metal objects.
You should not wear underwired bras as the metal can be driven into the skin causing more damage.
But one female copper is furious with the rules, saying it could end up with her leaving the force.
She said: “This is ridiculous, I’m a 34E so I need real support while on the job.
“If I wear an unsupported bra they are all over the place, it’s really painful to run and I end up with backache. Now I’m being told I can’t wear underwired bras at work, it’s just not on, I feel like I’m being driven out of my job.
“I know it’s for health and safety reasons, but the chance of getting shot is low compared to the certainty of being in pain every day without a proper bra.”
UNDER A-VEST: If curvy Brooke Lee were a WPC she’d be in a lot of trouble over her boobs