Noel: Who gives a f*** for TV chefs

OUTSPOKEN Noel Gallagher has slammed Gordon Ramsay – asking ‘who gives a f*** about a cooking?’

The former Oasis main man says he hates seeing celebrity chefs like Hell’s Kitchen star Ramsay and Jamie Oliver on the telly.

Noel, 44, said: “I don’t like Jamie Oliver and Gordon Ramsay. I don’t cook but that’s not the problem.

“I can’t handle Jamie Oliver’s worthiness and I can’t handle Gordon Ramsay’s attitude.

“If you make a bad omelette it’s like the end of the world. Who gives a f***?

“I’m from the school of thought that one eats to survive, one cooks to be a smartarse.

“And I don’t like any period dramas. Downton Abbey, all that sh*te. “Men with wigs on.” Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds’ new single Dream On is out on 12 March.

But looking at Jorgie’s beach snaps she’s already got a figure worth ogling!

The curvy cutie said: “The physical side of Dancing On Ice is very hard – especially because I’m not the sort of person who exercises regularly.

“I haven’t exercised properly for about three years, since I’ve been in Hollyoaks really.

“So skating in itself is a real challenge. It really tones your body – it’s a great workout.

“It’s fantastic exercise. You don’t even think about how much your body and your legs move.

“And the more you’re not scared by it, the more confidence you get.”

babe Jorgie Porter knows how to handle the pressure of live television.

And the ITV1 skate star knows how to handle her own BOOBS, too, judging by this eye-popping pic!

The stunning 24-year-old was spotted copping a feel of her own perky assets during a trip to sunny holiday isle Gran Canaria.

The blonde actress, who plays Theresa Mcqueen in C4 teen soap Hollyoaks, says she joined the skating show to try and “tone” her body.

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