SIMPLES A LOSER IN LUST

AN amourous meerkat has been evicted from his zoo home for being “too interested” in the females.

Zookeepers looking after “Simples” Simon called on the help of exotic animal expert Kevin Stevens after the creature started to take a little too much interest in his female companions.

Kevin, who runs Coast to Coast exotics in Darlington, said the two-year-old meerkat “...was being too amorous towards the other females at the zoo and the alpha male didn’t like it, so he was rejected from the pack.

“This sort of thing often happens with meerkats.”