Midweek Sport

‘I had a rub of his gearstick and he really enjoyed it’

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DO YOU HAVE ANY RAUNCHY FANTASIES ? I’d like to do it on a beach with nobody else around. Like in the Maldives or somewhere sunny – a little island.

We could get a boat out to it and no-one else would be there to disturb us so we could really get our filthy groove on.

In a same vein, I’d love it on holiday with some sort of private hot tub outside our door that looked out onto the beach. In would love to slip into the water as the sun sets with my man and a glass of bubbly in hand.

Then he’d push me up against the side and start to kiss my neck. It wouldn’t be long before the bottoms were off and we were all over each other like raunchy, rabid animals. HAVE YOU EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? I have done it before – way back when I was a horny little teenager. I think I was about 17 and it was with my first boyfriend.

I swear it was the only time I’ve ever faked it. I remember it like it was yesterday!

We were in his parents’ house and he wouldn’t stop until I orgasmed. His sister and his dad were in the house and I didn’t want to get caught.

I was just a bag of nerves and knew I wouldn’t get there so I faked it. It would have been so embarrassi­ng if they THEY might have a few wrinkles, but older woman also have plenty of experience and dirty minds to boot.

Join us as we delve into the devilish world of MILFS who love getting saucy in the sack.

had of walked in on us. DO YOU HAVE A FAVOURITE POSITION? How long have you got? There’s a few. Firstly on top, but with both of us sat up. It’s best when you have a good headboard! I like that you can look into each other’s eyes and kiss romantical­ly when you are doing it slowly.

Secondly, I like it in the spoons position. I prefer that in the mornings or if I’m feeling horny but want to watch Eastenders.

He can just slot in behind me and start playing with my lady bits then ease himself in from behind. That way I get the all the pleasure plus I won’t miss any of the plot! I also like 69-ers – so naughty! DO YOU HAVE ANY SEX TOYS? I had a splurge last week and I’ve just bought a bullet. I haven’t used it yet but will when the opportunit­y crops up.

In fact, I’ve got the place to myself tonight so I might pour myself a glass of wine, unwind and slip my new little friend into my knickers. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX IN A STRANGE PLACE? It’s funny you ask because last week I had sex in my car with my husband.

We’d gone for a day out to Ironbridge and on the way back I was feeling a bit frisky so reached over and had a rub of his gearstick.

He seemed to enjoy it so he pulled over down a country lane, unzipped his flies and put back his chair. I leant over and started sucking on his willy while he moaned his head off. Before long he was begging me to sit on it so I lifted up my skirt, slipped my panties down and slowly took every inch of him. I liked the fear of being caught.

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