SATURDAY NIGHT AT THE BOOBIES! Brits flock to see arty film set in brothel
BOOB-LOVERS are flocking to UK cinemas to witness a jaw-dropping new film that critics are calling the ‘BREAST EVER!’
Steamy House of Intolerance, by acclaimed director Bertrand Bonello, wowed audiences at the last Cannes Film Festival.
And after it exploded onto our screens this week it’s winning an army of fans in Britain, too.
Set in a Paris brothel in the early 1900s, barely a minute goes by without an X-rated scene or breast flash.
One reviewer commented: “I’ve not been this many boobs in an arty film since Stanley Kubrick’s 1999 movie Eyes Wide Shut.
“It makes other erotic thrillers like Basic Instinct and Boogie Nights look like an episode of Emmerdale.
“It is, quite literally, the breast film in more than 10 years!”
There’s just one drawback – it’s in French so you’ll have to read the subtitles in order to work out why the screen is crammed with bouncing knockers!
House of Intolerance is in UK cinemas now.
EVERY girl is
beautiful – sometimes it just
takes the right amount of alcohol
to see it.